Good Night Sweet Matilda!
A real farce, solidly based on fantasy. Three couples bed hop in a haunted country cottage with bewildered aphrodisiacal energy. No orgies, please. Simply keeping up with the Joneses!
Waiting Room
Madame Gaye flips through her 1,323 lovers. Her Waster masturbates. Her husband humps his own coffin. Madame exits to the Blue Danube. A void has been filled.
Mistakes
Sexy comedy in lush surroundings. Bourgeoise sophisticates swap lovers and garbage. A poet drinks and makes his own mistakes. So, who’s right?
The Chief, The Lad and Mother Nut
Political satire set in Party HQ. (any Party). The Chief instructs the Lad on the delights of discreet corruption and politicians’ tripe-talk. Ma Nut wails. Watch for the double-cross!
Joyson
The eternal triangle. The Bosch-like trio of Lazarus, Ladysmith, and Joyson score each other. An abstract allegory of everyday love-down-the-plughole and endless discontent. Does anyone escape?
Sheer Agony
Sheer Agony or Bamai and his Maggots. Classic satire on human turpitude. The loathsome worm Bamai, assisted by the forces of Boredom, Apathy, Mediocrity, Arrogance and Ignorance, attempts to metricate Miss Foot of Maiden Castle.
Cast of Thousands or the Invisible Marble
Surreal pantomime. Ophelia, Hitler (played by Jones), Boudicea, the Greek Testiclees and a Gorilla discuss history and the place of the invisible marble in the universe.
Journey to the Blessed Isle of Yellow Boots
Fantasy-farce-satire on England’s loopy ship of state. Donna-Isabellade-Pompadour-A-Go-Go and her pathetic Tory Admiral on a galleon. An odd odyssey.
The Man in the Welsh and English Lunatic Asylum
In England people are driven mad by the class system. In Wales they are driven mad by committee. But whether class or committee, all are victims.
Bosworth II
Bosworth II or a Dream Come True. A complete farce. Old time glasnost gone taffo-whacko! In Cardiff. Lost Muscovite plans reveal – a soviet invasion of the UK?! Or a Brit take over by the Angry Brigade? International red nuclear alert?!
Monuments
Monuments or The Backstabbers. Satire on academic poseurs and student phonies. Bloody-One-Eyed Morgan and Curly Vern V, battle against the Moronites until vanity is restored. Marvellous pace. Terrific persons.
Saxon
Satire on the English Class System, set in John Bull’s Banqueting Halls. A British Export Drive crumbles on arrival. Mrs Bessie Bull, a Thatcherlike crone, keeps the proles in their place. All finally united in Burma-On-Sea. But the rot goes on and on and on….
Reflections of Genesistrine
Cosmic pollution. Apocalyptic rot. Last survivors battle against the Desmodus Mob, the cause of the catastrophe. Shades of the antique Minamata mercury disaster and the US 100 Mile High Reactor Insanity, not to mention Russia’s Chernobyl. All over? Yet? Don’t believe a word of it!
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