Dialogues with a Woodman
Set in trench in woodland. James digs and dreams of victory and daring do. Woodman talks of omelettes and frogs. The detritus of the furtive human accumulates. Birds sing.
A Monstrous Regiment
Lovely monologue. Mad monk defines love. Anti-feminist jerk-off with impotence in the wings. Chapel bells toll at the end.
Good Night Sweet Matilda!
A real farce, solidly based on fantasy. Three couples bed hop in a haunted country cottage with bewildered aphrodisiacal energy. No orgies, please. Simply keeping up with the Joneses!
The Spanish Patio
Domestic pathos. Cathy yearns for romance in her life and a Spanish Patio in her house. She can’t wait, leaps into the deep end and goes up in flames, so to speak. He husband is caught with the smoking pistol.
Waiting Room
Madame Gaye flips through her 1,323 lovers. Her Waster masturbates. Her husband humps his own coffin. Madame exits to the Blue Danube. A void has been filled.
The Hanging of Richard Parker
SAILOR RICHARD PARKER could no longer stand ‘the daily cruelties and privations among the people of the King’s Fleet.’ In a time of war, he led a dangerous mutiny which threatened the very survival of England against Napoleon.
Dialogue with Screens
Bed-sitter solitude. Jane re-lives life’s agonies as she decoratesfolding screens with cut-outs of dead dreams. Maggoty and Budgylook on impassively as poor Jane’s life dwindles away by the minute.
Hearts at Night
Light bed-sitter comedy. End of an affair. James again knocked up nocturnally by Mrs Butcher and the Wicked Tongue. Spot the Nut. Daylight restores fantasy.
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